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Thursday, 2 February 2012
The Psycho SListers


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This is a repost of this article, by request, due to a recent posting on another blog.  http://ruthed.com/2012/01/29/jori-watler-enough-is-enough/

Recently (OK, so it was probably a month ago, but this article has taken a long time to put together, and I've been busy building), there was an article on the Shopping Cart Disco blog, in which Tenshi Vielle said something about Frolic Mills being a douchebag, for his attempt to subsidize the RUNAWAY (I added the extra "A" in there for comedic effect) Magazine organization under his BOSL name. It is no secret that I have beat Frolic up a few times myself in the past, just as it's no secret that we aren't on each other's friends lists. I do think that Tenshi Vielle was off-base for jumping on his case about his attempt, but that's my opinion, and she has hers.

One of the comments left on the site, of which there were several that I took personally, because they referenced the two organizations that I am a part of, was left by Jori Watler. This comment was particularly humorous, considering her less-than-respectable reputation. It was like watching a prostitute call another prostitute a slut.

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I had responded to a few of the comments with one comment of my own, to which I attached a special P.S. just for Jori. I knew it was Jori Watler because when I clicked on her name on her comment it took me to her "Pretties By JB" website, which she states on her SL profile is her designer label.

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Jori never did respond to my comment, probably because she was too busy choking on her own saliva, and shitting bricks knowing that I could and probably would write this nice little article about her past. There were a few comments left, however, that I suspect Jori left as an alt--no corresponding SL name, and for some reason obsessed with making remarks about me, instead of what the article was about in the first place. There was also a comment left by a foul mouthed, mentally disturbed "sister" of Jori's. Apparently, my remarks hit a raw nerve, because the intensity of her remarks spoke quite clearly that I had hit the nail right on the head.




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I thought it was pretty funny watching a certifiable, as Nat would call her, "Desperate Woman", go ballistic over a comment left on a blog, a comment that wasn't even about her, especially as she said nobody cared about what I had to say, yet she cared enough about what I had to say to go bananas on a blog. I thought it was especially ironic that what Angelique had to say about "self righteous" and "being misled" related more to Jori and Angelique's own comments--they were the ones who were talking all the trash, I only stated, in so many words, "check yourself before you wreck yourself."

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From this comment, I figured it would not be that difficult to figure out who Angelique's alt was, since I was at the Miss Costa Rica Sims meet and greet and pageant the year that she claimed to be a contestant. I'm also friends with Raine Dagger, and a few of the other ladies from that year's competition, so asking around wasn't that difficult. Angelique's rezday was January of '09, so it was pretty obvious that she was an alt. Evidently, according to her own "sister" Jori, the fact that she was an alt made her a douchebag on par with Maggie Mahoney and Ocean Bates, and more of a douchebag that the other alleged douchebag, Frolic Mills, and apparently, myself. Jori and Angelique are not the original accounts of those two real life psychopaths, unlike Frolic and me, so in the hierarchy of douchebags, that makes them below Mr. Mills and myself on the douchebag totem pole.

Enter: Jori Watler
I first met Jori Watler during the summer of '08. She was hired on as a real estate sales agent for the estate that I am manager and builder for. I had nothing to do with her hiring, so basically I was just left to accept this new staff member as one of my peers and fellow teammates. Almost immediately after she was hired, the estate owner, Giancarlo Takacs, received a rather ominous warning from a third party, warning him to be careful of Jori.

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This estate owner agreed to speak with me on the condition of anonymity, in an attempt to avoid any drama, but he was willing to tell me of his experience with her. I had been forwarded this warning at the time it was sent, and both of us took it with a grain of salt. On the one hand, it wasn't very reassuring, especially for someone whose job it was going to be to represent the estate in a financial area, but on the other, we understood that she had a previous romantic relationship with this person, so perhaps his opinion of her was not entirely objective. We decided to give her the benefit of the doubt, but kept his warning in the backs of our minds.

She Did WHAT???

Not long after Jori joined the staff, things started happening that made us wonder if maybe we should have taken the other estate owner's warning more seriously. There was a couple, who are still residents of the estate to this day, who were known for not only being very nice and decent people, but also seemingly financially comfortable. There was also another executive, Xochi Tolsen, who was leaving the estate, and had put her own open space sim on the market, for L$60k, which was below fair market price, she just wanted to unload it quickly and be on her way.

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I had spoken to this resident about using this conversation in this article, and he agreed to allow it, as long as I kept his name out of it, since he prefers to enjoy a drama-free SecondLife. This conversation is rather well-known, so verifying its authenticity will not be difficult for anyone who is nosy enough to want to do so.

For one thing, this was an estate staff member asking a resident for a loan, which most people will agree is just not acceptable. For another, they weren't even close friends, more just casual acquaintances, and yet she was asking him for roughly the equivalent of USD$240--no small sum, considering these two people hardly knew each other. What I found especially shocking was the fact that (as if asking a resident for a substantial loan wasn't shocking enough) she asked for the full L$60k, instead of the difference between the asking price of the sim, and what she claimed to have in cash and liquid assets. Jori had told me several times that she was doing very well from the sales of land, so I was especially curious as to why she would even need to borrow any money at all.

Another situation that Jori found herself in involved Blazin Aubret and Tristan Careless. At the time, Blazin and Tristan, a long term couple who were separated, had a business together, House Of Gestures. They had ended their romantic relationship, but needed to maintain a professional working relationship because of their business. Blazin, by herself, was a resident of the estate, and also had a shop in the commercial district. Tristan was not a resident, but because of his business partnership with Blazin, was a commercial district merchant by default.

It was common knowledge that Tristan and Blazin were considering moving their main store location, and a possibility was that they would move it to the estate. If they did this move, and Jori was involved, she stood to gain a handsome commission off the sale, since it would probably mean they would be buying an open space sim for their store. Jori proceeded to befriend Tristan, and soon the rumors started flying as to the nature of their relationship. Tristan thought it was clear that it was strictly platonic, but there were rumors going around that it was something more. Jori claimed it was Blazin who was spreading the rumors, and we wondered if perhaps Blazin's emotional feelings for Tristan were causing her to spread the rumors. Blazin and Tristan had been a couple for a very long time, and are back together again today, so most people accepted the fact that, despite their separation, they still harbored feelings for each other.
As a staff member, I think it is treacherous territory to flirt with the ex of a resident. Regardless of whether or not the resident's ex is a resident, and therefore "off limits" to staff members, the resident's feelings should be considered. In this case, Jori should have acknowledged that Blazin and Tristan had a history together, Blazin was a resident of the estate, so therefore Jori should stay clear of anything more than a platonic, superficial, professional association with Blazin's ex, out of respect for Blazin's feelings. I don't think that this is too much to expect; in fact, I think it's just common decency.

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Eventually, the rumors surrounding the relationship between Jori and Tristan became too common, so Giancarlo felt the need to confront her directly about what was being said. She assured him that everything was strictly copacetic, and that her behavior was professional. She seemed to overlook the fact that Tristan knew how to copy and paste conversations, himself.

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Less than a week after she told Giancarlo that there was nothing going on between her and Tristan, she told Tristan that he, "let me think you cared, and you totally had me fall for you." Note in this conversation that Tristan mentions Adrian Deschanel, who was the ex of Sabein Streeter, another resident who had a bad experience with Jori.

Sabein had been married to Adrian for a short time--their marriage was shorter than their engagement--but she still had feelings towards him, and it was not easy for her to be around him after their break up. Sabein had been a resident prior to her marriage, and remained a resident afterwards. Adrian wasn't a resident until he married Sabein, and then after their break up, he left the estate--for a short time.

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The buyer that Jori found to buy her land, so that she could buy the open space sim from Xochi Tolsen, just happened to be Sabein's ex, Adrian. Once again, Joris' own greed took precedence over the feelings of a resident, and Jori had no problem selling her parcel to the ex of an estate resident. Sabein had confided in me that she was very upset that Adrian was a resident of the estate, as he was a chapter of her SLife that she was trying to leave in the past, and she was seriously torn between her love of living where she was, and leaving in order to escape his memory. She had also told me she suspected that Jori used her sexuality to pursuade Adrian to buy her property, and Tristan's remark seemed to substantiate Sabein's suspicion.

The questionable situations between Jori and Tristan, and Jori and Adrian, weren't the only scandalous rumors flying around about her. There was also another man, who was a friend of Sabein's. Hammer Collas was looking for a place to set up housekeeping, and Sabein had told him about how much she loved the estate, so he agreed to take a look at some parcels for sale there. Jori got involved, and not long after, the rumors started about what exactly the deal was between them.

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I don't know Hammer very well, other than helping him terraform and set up his house. I did try to contact him when I was preparing this story, but he never responded to my IM's. I do know Sabein quite well, as do many other people. She is a rather down to earth person, and I think most people will agree that she's just a regular gal who keeps her nose clean, but in no way is any sort of a prude (note: the bridesmaids at her wedding were dressed Moulin Rouge style).

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Regardless of what the truth is between Jori and Hammer, I found it odd that Jori decided to resign from a seemingly lucrative position at the estate, due to some false rumors. If it were me, and a resident was saying some things about me that weren't true, I wouldn't leave my job over it, but that's just me. Hammer never did get back to me, and the notecard that was sent to me, that was originally sent from Hammer to Sabein, seemed rather cryptic.

Even outside of land deals, the drama continued. It was no secret that another executive staffer, Xochi Tolsen, did not care for Jori from day one, something most of us just took to be something that happens between women every now and then. Jori had a lot to do with Xochi leaving the estate, so Jori was not a person that Xochi ever cared to see again for as long as she SLived. Not long after Xochi left and established herself on her own, she found Jori at her location. Xochi confronted her, and made it clear under no uncertain terms that she was not the least bit fooled by Jori's apparent innocence.

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All of this, so far, seems to be just "he said, she said" stuff, falling into a gray area. One thing that is absolutely certain, however, is a blatant case of fraud Jori Watler tried to pull off regarding her "art." This fraud was discovered by the lady homebuilder, whose prefab house was what Jori was proudly saying was the only one in the estate at the time Jori first (supposedly, as Jori, anyway) set up housekeeping there. I won't mention the homebuilder's name, but I will drop hints; she's British, her first name is also the name of a spider in a well-known children's book, her brand name has the name of a very famous Southern belle from a very famous novel in it, and her houses have a signature look of being very modern and very white. This homebuilder alerted the RL artist of the theft.

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When Jori first set up housekeeping at the estate, she claimed to be a real life artist, and the above picture was one of the works of art that she claimed was her own. This is the link to the original artist's work: http://www.istockphoto.com/file_closeup/concepts-and-ideas/time/396513-cherry-blossom-drawing.php?id=396513

Even now that Jori has left the estate, the truth still seems to be a foreign concept to her. She seems to forget that people talk to each other, and that people that know her also know other people, as well.

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There is someone who has given us the names of some of her more well known alts. She probably has already retired these ones by now, though--or she will once she sees this article. He has also told me about his experience with her--he is the estate owner that sent the warning when Jori first came on staff. One of her alts has the same words that she has on her primary profile, and both alts have her photography studio on her picks, so these are probably not her "super secret" alts.

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Jori may have called Maggie Mahoney and Ocean Bates douchebags for creating alts in order to escape their professional responsibilities, but it started to look like she was all too familiar with this procedure. Perhaps this estate owner, and former boyfriend of Jori, knew why she needed so many alternate accounts.

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Even to this day, Jori still seems to have issues with telling the truth. In her world, everyone is a participant in an enormous fabricated conspiracy against her--even people who don't know her, know each other, or even have English as their primary language. Almost a year after she was banned from the estate, she is still trying to find a way to weasel her way back in.

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Even her current partner doesn't seem to be able to discern the truth, apparently so gullible he will believe anything she tells him. He did contact Giancarlo, and told him that I have been asking people for "derogatory information" about Jori, which is untrue. I did my research for this article, which involved me contacting people and asking them what their experience was with Jori, so that I could verify information I already had. Anyone who knows me knows just how ridiculous it would be for me to IM someone and say, "Hi, I want any derogatory information you have on Jori Watler."

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Who Is Angelique, And What Is Her Problem?
Of course, none of this article would probably have ever been published if it wasn't for Angelique Latzo and her big, foul mouth. It didn't take long to find out that she is the alt (oh, gee, another alt, fancy that) of Joelle Oppewall. Why would someone drag so many irrelevant things into a comment on an article about Frolic Mills' attempt to take over RUNAWAY Magazine? Apparently, displaced frustration played a role. Claiming to be Jori Watler's sister, it became clear that dishonesty and mental illness are their family heirlooms.

Since she has a problem with Raine Dagger, I figured I would start with Raine, in my attempt to find out who she was and what her deal was.

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Raine then proceeded to tell me the story of Joelle Oppewall, who is on the ban list at Raine's house. The story goes that Joelle had an SL boyfriend, who became friends with Raine, Joelle said that Raine "stole" him, Raine says he was just a friend, thus began their catfight. Joelle sent the boyfriend, whose initials are F.C., a RL pic of herself. What was unusual was the pic she chose to send. In it, she is pleasuring herself with a sex toy (with clit stimulator), with the words, "LOVE YOURSELF", on the side. When asked if I wanted to see the pic, I politely declined, and then was told to "imagine dried up chicken skin", apparently some sort of resemblance to the subject of the pic. Allegedly, Joelle Oppewall is shown as the creator of the texture, and she had given it to F. C. with full perms.

I decided to check with one of the other ladies from that year's pageant. Many people know Colleen Bracken as a sweet, friendly, drama-free person, so I was curious to see what she had to say about that year's contestants. I had taken some interface shots of them at the meet and greet, but I only had six contestants, and there were seven chairs on the stage. Colleen confirmed what Raine had told me about the identity of the missing contestant.

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Not only did Colleen confirm what Raine had already told me, but Colleen also let me know that Joelle Oppewall had been a stripper at some point, also. Imagine that. the person who told me that she was going to stuff my "sick stripper thong" in my mouth was a stripper herself. I didn't really think my few weeks at Sixx Pack was any big secret, as Natalie even went there with me, in addition to some other people that I am still friends with to this day. I guess I need to put on my profile "One Of The Original Sixx Pack Dancers" just so nobody thinks I am trying to hide anything. Maybe I should kill off Rawly and come back as an alt...maybe as Angelino, or maybe Jodi...hmmm....

AngelEEK was right, though, I was a totally pathetic stripper, so pathetic that she remembered me over two years later--I had practically forgotten about those days, if it weren't for Devine Hunt running around I might have forgotten about them. I also have a really good RL sex life so "emoting" in SL has never been particularly intersting to me.

I know a few guys who I met at Sixx Pack, who have gone on to do other things in SL. I also know a lot of women who started out at a strip club in SL, and moved on to other things as well--Juro Kothari even gave me Anshe Chung's escort card from her days at the Cannibis Cathedral, which he built back when there was only a handful of sims. I'm not ashamed of my past, and I think I'm something of an SL success story. I was curious as to what Angelique knew about my Sixx Pack days, and knew that only one person on my friends list would have been the one to tell Angelique about those days. I called Devine Hunt, former owner of Sixx Pack.

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At first Devine seemed like she was going to deny knowing Joelle, but eventually admitted to it. She was taking rather long pauses between responses, and me and (somebody shhhh) were laughing on the other IM, saying she must have been on the other IM with Angelique/Joelle asking her what to say. Devine did tell me that Angelique/Joelle was at the club ALL the time, for over TWO YEARS. Imagine. For two years in SL, and all you do is hang out in a club that features male go go dancers--and she calls me the pathetic one.

In addition to Jori and Angelique's being misled into believing themselves superior to others, Angelique seems to share her SListers aversion to telling the truth, assuming people are too stupid to contact each other to verify information. I had shown Giancarlo the comment that Angelique left saying that his estate was "dirty, poorly run, etc", so he IM'd her and thanked her for the publicity. She then went on to say that Colleen Desmoulins from The Loft thanked her for talking shit about his estate by sending her a vanity as a thank you present. He then contacted Colleen himself, and she informed him that Angelique lied. Colleen told him that Angelique had shopped in her store, bought a whole bunch of stuff except the vanity, so she sent that to her as a present. She also said she frequently does that with her customers. Apparently, she also told Angelique that she laughed at the comment Angelique made about me, and made it clear that she doesn't know me, or what the situation was about, she just saw the humor in it. I'll let that one go for now, but I'll remember that remark. I do have the screen shots of these conversations, which I have elected not to include here.
"LOVE YOURSELF" (Like It Says On Your Toy Thing)
At first, the comments I had read on the Shopping Cart Disco blog pissed me off. Later, they just made me laugh, as I realized that they were made by people with serious issues in their real lives. Angelique just showed herself to be what she is--a miserable asshole. How can a sim be dirty? How can an estate with less than 100 sims, but over 3/4 million square meters of public space, be called greedy or mismanaged? How is someone who circulates pictures of herself masturbating in any position to call someone else a degenerate? I think it's rather obvious who the degenerates really are, and maybe someone's "Pretties" label should really say, "Pretty Uglies."

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Sunday, 5 September 2010
WHAT NATALIE DID NEXT.......



APPARENTLY??

Two columns in one week, this is apparently a new record for me. Firstly I’d like to thank all the people who messaged me and told me it was nice to see me back after my break from sl. Secondly, thanks to all those who hate us that carry on reading. To us this means A) you are ridiculous and B) you are an asshole, but thanks anyway.

For all those who missed the last column or are new readers, I am just back from an almost 4 month break from Second Life. In my last column I wrote about my shock and awe at how much men had changed since when I began my sl 4 years ago. I have been approached in world by several men who would like me to say that not all men are obsessed by getting women on webcams and they have swung it around and blamed the sl women. They tell me that in certain circles and when men are talking about women (and they do believe me) that webcamming is seen as an act of desperation in order to keep a man interested. The thing that shocked the men and me was that some of these girls don’t require the man to perform on webcam. They are happy to let him watch. I have one word-SERIOUSLY?

If it’s not bad enough that Sl has been flooded with a new generation of eager young men and women, for whom Santa Claus brought a new laptop fitted with built in webcam, we can now look forward to another type of generation. Just this week I heard the shocking news that apparently Second Lifes Teen Grid was to close. I don’t know why I just said “apparently” because it’s all over the net. Since it’s still not on the Second Life website, ill say “apparently”.
 Not only is it closing but Linden Lab is apparently going to allow kids aged 16+ onto the main grid. Wait, stop the press a sec, but didn’t we predict this well over a year ago when they started splitting up the grid to adult, mature and the other one that serves no purpose? I mean, as I said at the time, why bother with all the hassle when we were all over 18? Well now you know! So ladies when you’re getting your party out on a webcam for the guys you can’t see, just think of some 16 year old in his bedroom having all the free porn he can get.

On a completely different note, I would like to talk about how new people word statements on their profiles. I have been notified of a rise in new people writing warnings on their profiles. This warning states that they can share conversations with other people purely because its stated it in their profile. Oh you think? Really, well I am living breathing proof that you can’t. Unless ofcourse this is a new thing that has recently came out, but I didnt see it on the Community Standards page.

The other thing is writing stupid shit like “Stay out of my profile” or “Quit stalking my profile”. Question for assholes? Does this really piss you off when people read your profile? Well here is a bit of advice from me, a profile stalker. Just leave it blank. No wait, no one cares. Just log off sl, cancel your no payment account and fuck off!

I want to end on a lighter note. This week I have been building bridges and made my peace with some people. Everyone accepted, all but one and it left me feeling somewhat disheartened but everyone makes their own decisions. If I didn’t IM you then I still hate your face.

Lots of Love

Natalie xx

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Tuesday, 31 August 2010
WHAT NATALIE DID NEXT.....


SL EVOLUTION
Ok, I am back,Again. As I type those words I am even rolling my eyes at myself because since late last year I have more comebacks than Status Quo. Anyway, I was having some time out from sl for personal reasons but when I saw that people were still reading, I thought id pop back and say hello.
Back in June I faced a very tough dilemma that involved this site. The domain name had to be renewed and I didn’t know what to do. I didn’t know if I should keep it or just let it all disappear into SL history. I looked at the Stat Counter I have on the site and saw that people were still reading what Rawly and I had written over the years and realised that maybe Slinworldtoday.com was kinda like a history book on Second Life. Sl is so different now to how it used to be, so I decided to keep it all going so that new people to Second Life could maybe one day stumble across something funny we had penned and smile at how our Second Lives used to be.

For now at least I am back. I can’t promise that this site will turn into anything riveting, be filled with gossip or comedy overnight either. Rawly and myself are extremely busy with Real Life commitments but we have been staying in touch and have talked about writing more when we aren’t so busy.
It’s not so much finding the time to write, its finding the time to play on sl long enough to have something to write about. Although we do have a few fun things in the pipeline, they will be fun for us and probably not that fun for others. When we do have more time we have made a pact that it will be shock and awe and there will be no holding back with the dirt this time.

Ok so, I decided to log in and wander around sl to see what has changed. The surroundings don’t seem to change but the people have definitely changed. The first thing I noticed was the amount of avatars who looked the same-male and female. I decided to swing past Element 7 (or 8 I think) and do a bit of profile surfing, just to see how people have changed. The lag wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be, so I clicked and discarded my five millionth Element code of conduct note card and entered the building .I noticed that women now outnumbered the men and then I noticed that some of the men had hearts, swirl’s and other random shit on their profiles, which usually means they don’t have a dick in rl. Then it hit me. I got an IM from someone who perhaps thought because I wasn’t dressed to kill and had chosen to wear jeans and a boring jacket that maybe I was interesting.

I was wrong. He said Hi. I said Hi back. He asked how I was, and I said I was brill. He asked if I had a real life picture he could have, I said no. He asked me if I had a webcam, I said WTF? He then realised I have had in sl since 2006 and decided to tell me how old I was and then presumed I would have lots of dirty sordid stories to tell him. I presumed he had already got a hard on and was playing with himself as I typed my second WTF? I read back on the convo I just had with him and wondered how he could be thinking I was even remotely interested in telling him any of my shit when in fact I had only typed. Hi. Im brill. No. WTF? And another WTF? Oh and maybe an LOL. Eventually because I wouldn’t reply he lost his temper and told me that “all girls” went on webcam and he didn’t see a problem with him asking. Seriously, is this what Second Life has evolved into? A dating /sexcam site for people who obviously can’t get laid in the real world? I couldn’t have said this, but I felt a bit sorry for him so I asked him for a picture of his dick, for a laugh and he gave me one. I promptly told him he had an ugly penis and to feck eff. Again he wasn’t happy.

I am a bit sad that Sl has turned out like this. It kind of limits my fun also cause I won’t be getting my party out for anyone on a webcam. Anyone who doesn’t like this, tough luck. I didn’t join E- Harmony I joined Second Life. This isn’t being said because I am a bore or that I don’t like what I got it’s because even though I play sl and I am a fun/bad girl I am someone’s mother in the real world.
Ok, hope you enjoyed reading and if anyone has anything they would like me to look into, explore or write about hit me up in world. I’ll be back with more soon.

Lots of Love
Natalie xx

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Sunday, 2 May 2010
OH HUNNIES, I'M HOME !





By public demand, actually all the late night IM wondering why I am so quiet and what I got banned for, even though I didn’t, I decided I’d take a deep breath, count to a billion (the time it would take me to tolerate some of the bullshit I have saw the last few months) and come back and at least try to be nice. That isn’t going to happen because, it’s pretty much been proved that is not how I roll, so I am not even going to try.
Where do I start? Well, Second Life isn’t really the same place it was, is it? Come on, I want you all to admit that the place has become flooded with a different breed of people. It seems I am not the only person that has encountered various types of individuals over the last 6 months or so. They are the ones that made me screw up my face, force a fake smile and walk away slowly saying, “Ok you have a nice SLife, on your own, far away from me.”

I know I am not the only person confused by the different behaviours of the new generation, because I have discussed this with a few older friends who are totally fed up with the amounts of bullshit they hear. It has left older residents of second life, like me, wondering if perhaps these new people think we are stupid and that we actually believe their needy shit.

Ok, listen up. Some people see SL as real life, some don’t. I don’t, so keep your opinions on it far away from my pixels and you won’t get mine. While some like to recite that played- to- death line about Sl not being a game, I have something to explain to you. The definitions of the word game in thesaurus are actually entertainment and amusement and SL is just this.

 You see this shows the different types of SL people and how they think. It seems to all stem back to how you perceive the word “game”. So, because it’s fun, entertaining and amusing is SL a game? I have thought long and hard about this as I have done about many SL quandaries and all I can say on the matter is that all games must have an outcome and an end.

 You probably are all wondering where that very deep psychological bullshit came from. Well, I’d like see less people talking about it because the ones who do seem to be the main “Game” players. It’s like the people who write on their profiles “Drama Free Zone.....blah blah.” We all know what that means don’t we?
Just because I have been quiet doesn’t mean I am out of the loop. I still hear all the drama and bullshit and it hasn’t surprised me that it’s coming from the same avatars that it came from in 2007, 2008 and 2009. It’s been great for a Second Life Journalist (/me even laughs when I type that) and an eye rolling, sarcastic, lover of all things hilarious like me. Just to sit and watch some of my favourite fuck ups, fuck up even more than they did back when we first crossed paths, has been such great fun. You know who you are, and I know what you have done. I’m just pleased that now so many more people hate you now for the things you are doing, without my help. Thank gawd because the burden of hating you on my own getting exhausting.
I could go on and on and on about various avatars who are still annoying the hell out of lots of us, but I won’t. I could name a list of names of people who need to log out and go breathe fresh air, but I won’t. The reason for this silence is because during my hiatus, I realised that these people were the reason I logged into SL. These people are the reason I laugh my head off and the reason this site was created. These people are the people who make me SL job as a “Journalist” and “Expert button pusher” so much easier. I am sure lots of the fans of this site will understand when I say that sometimes Rawly and I could go to bed, wake up and a really funny article about something someone had done had almost wrote itself.

So, I guess I’m back doing what I do best. For some that will mean I will be making them laugh at the office when they are supposed to working. For some it will be because they hate my face, but they just wanna see what I’m up to. Either way it’s kind of win- win for me because you’re still reading, you hate me more, so that makes me smile.

Some people are asking me about Rawly. Well he’s still very much alive. I heard he was lying on the beach, the rl one, but I am sure he will be back when it gets cold. For the time being you are all gonna be stuck with me.

 
Keep writing that random crap on your profiles, keep saying that stupid shit and keep pretending to be Playboy models. You are making my day so much more fun.

I’d like to give a wave to Jordyn Carnell. He left comments about there being no xxx material since 2008. I am very surprised that knowing me he had to ask why. I thought it would be very obvious i'd been escorted to the banline. For you Jordyn, I will see what I can do and see if the region bans have been cancelled and go see what I can find.

Lots of Love
 
Natalie xx

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Friday, 19 February 2010
You're So Vain...




I'm not going to write about "that." Stop checking. You're pathetic.

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Thursday, 18 February 2010
GRID NEWS




SHOCK, HORROR-Valentine’s Day pandemonium broke out on Sunday at the Kiss a Linden event...........
No it didn’t, I was being sarcastic. It was as crap as it is every year. I did go over to have a look, but all I saw was noobs wandering aimlessly just like every other year. Maybe it’s my time zone, but I never ever get to see a Linden at these things never mind kiss one.

I did notice on the SL Blog that there was going to be some sort of Scavenger hunt with clues. The clues could be found at various places. They could also be found on the Face Book social networking site, should you be arsed to go find them. I did try to take part in this fun(/me rolls eyes) event but my attention span isn’t great and I got side tracked looking at some of the sl residents accounts on Face Book instead. While doing this it was brought to my attention by one of the SLIWT Team that you aren’t allowed to have a Face Book account with a fake name. In the real world this would constitute your avatar name. NewsFlash......Your avatar name isn’t real.

For all you social butterflies who like to Tweet, Plurk, Facebook, BeBo and My Space your days away there is now something else you can get addicted to that is just as pointless. Someone called me up the other day to ask me why they couldn’t find me to friend me on the social networking site for gaming avatars, appropriately named Avatars United. I have no intention of joining this, but in the name of investigative journalism one of the SLIWT covert team went and made an account. He said he immediately felt the love after being sent friend requests from about a zillion people. The only thing was he didn’t know the people and the rush of love quickly turned to spam. I am not putting the link to it in because it’s stupid. Chances are most people are already in it and are feeling the spam.

Another news topic that still seems to be dominating the grid is the copybotting and content theft. Some people just don’t realise the extent that some of our well known creators and designers go to to sort out those who rip and steal. Just last week I bumped into my very cool friend, Rustica owner, Maxwell Graf. Max had filed reports about content theft to the DMCA and hadn’t heard anything back. It was time for desperate measures.

Just in case DMCA people are reading this Max has had to do this in world over his Sims and he would be very grateful if someone could contact him asap.




A tip for anyone filing DMAC reports DON’T EMAIL THEM. They don’t respond to email and will only respond to fax or posted mail, and endeavour to do this within 3 days.
It struck me as very bizarre the amount of people who looked at me like I was insane whenever I mentioned Sion Chickens to them. Most people hadn’t a clue what I was talking about, but then I don’t spend all my time pretending to be a perfect SL resident. I like to spend my SL time laughing and I really do like to go out and poke dead things with sticks. I tried to take a few people to show them the chicken farms but I couldn’t. For some reason I am region banned from these places . I was a bit pissed off at this because I don’t actually remember doing anything worthy of this, but I am sure whoever added me to it done it as a precautionary measure for what could have happened.
Anyway, who cares? So what, chickens are like soooooo 2009, shove your chicken farms and your region ban up your ass, bunny rabbits are in for 2010. I was so hoping the Flying Monkey would take off as the pet to have in 2010, but it wasn’t the case.
The bunnies are brill and are similar to the chickens only you don’t have to worry about people choking them by lifting them out of their cages on big mega prims so they walk of the edges of Sims, fall off and die. The bunnies don’t die like the chickens do, but they breed and you can still make money if you breed a super duper bunny. Get your bunny stuff below.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Ozimals/171/187/34

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Wednesday, 10 February 2010
GRID NEWS



 I went to have a look at the SL Police Blotter the other day to see what crimes were being committed on the grid. For those who aren’t familiar with what it is basically it’s a list of the last 25 crimes and the punishment handed out. I was kind of shocked at what I saw.

Could it really be so? Has grid crime been completely stamped out? Or are SL criminals just getting smarter and not getting caught? Or was this just an internet glitch and me being an airhead?

That brings me to my next topic, criminals on Second Life. It is no secret that there are a lot of deranged sociopaths playing Second Life. I am not joking when I say that because apparently it is a brilliant way to have those who are insane find a bit of normality. What is even more fun is that they don’t have to put it on their SL profile and they aren’t going to tell you they are nuts either. When I first started using Second Life I heard all the warnings in real life about not talking to strangers and how I could end up talking to an axe murdering serial killer, who would come and stick his big chopper in me. Three years have passed and sadly no one has put their big chopper in me, but I do still hope and pray.

Ok stop laughing because I am trying to be serious here. This morning while hanging around talking with my friends it was brought to my attention that there is a big chance that there is a serial killer loose on the grid. Why? Well because some prisons allow maximum security inmates and prisoners on Death Row access to the internet and to SECOND LIFE for up to 2 hours a day. If perhaps your lover or new BFF only logs on for 2 hrs a day there is a big chance one day they are going to just vanish in a puff of smoke, literally.

With Valentine’s day only a few days away and with SL’s adultery and divorce numbers seeming to soar at this time of year, I thought I'd show you all something. Now you can get prepare for any shocks you might get over the romantic weekend. Why not capture that shock moment with a pose and a pic? You can find the below pose at Glitterati. Anyone who can send me a pic of such a ménage à trois, I promise to reward you.




The fashion world got news from Mad Image when the announcement that 6 new stylists have joined the team. There are Spudgy Dean, Gabe Bookmite, Ganymedes Costagravas, Sol Cortes, Takeshi Ugajin and Till Hapmouche.

I would personally like to congratulate one of them. Spudgy Dean has been my friend now for a while and I found this picture of us last summer racing chickens, and I just had to print it. He is the one with the horse’s legs. He is also going to kill me for this.


Last but not least, I am sure you have all saw this when you have been logging in. Linden Labs are giving homes away.
 
 I haven’t been to see them or find out much about this, but after thrashing this subject out with some friends, we came to the conclusion that the house would probably suck up all the prim on the TIER FREE 512 bit of land you get on a premium account. This would be very frustrating not being able to furnish you new home, which I am sure is a work of art on its own. It would probably lead to you having to buy the adjoining parcel of mainland next to that of your tier free bit. Everyone wins. You get a house and LL get the tier for the bit of mainland you just bought.

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Monday, 8 February 2010
How to have a happy Second Life (an experts opinion)




OMG, My devious imagination has been running wild and I have been trying to decide what to write about first. When you have been behaving for a while, it’s hard to get back into the swing of things and I get all muddled up wondering what to talk about first. I mentioned in my last column that I had met a lot of new people and a few older ones. I am now quite an experienced SL resident and I have lots of fun things to show the quieter, less extrovert people who live on the grid. Can I label myself an expert? Oh yes, I think I have definitely earned my label. With that in mind,I decided to tell you all a few things you will need to know for your Second Life that they don’t tell you at Orientation Island. I will do this in instalments over the next few weeks and if I think of any others or hear or see people talk shit, you will be the first to know. My first topic would have to be privacy and spying on the Grid. I prefer the term ‘COVERT OPS’ as opposed to ‘STALKING’. Seriously, there is a difference.

Just so you all know (for those of you who aren’t already familiar with me) I regularly help people with delicate issues they have in their Second Lives. I do this quietly, privately, efficiently and all in the name of good clean fun. That is not an invite for people to offload their sl relationship problems onto me. SL Marriage guidance counsellor I ain’t! I am not a psychotherapist either and you probably won’t appreciate my bluntness. State your case, but remember my shoulder is a tear free zone.

Just last week, a lady who I didn’t know, IM’d me and asked me for help with a problem she was having. The problem had two legs and a penis and I know this because we laughed at the fact he had uploaded a picture of it for her. I declined the chance to see the picture because I am a firm believer in the fact that if you have seen one you have seen them all. Anyway, the lady was having an issue with the behaviour of the man; she said something just wasn’t right with the way he was behaving. Immediately I assumed there was another woman, but that wasn’t the problem. She told me that for some odd reason he just knew everything she done, where she went and who she spoke with. It was blowing her mind and she didn’t know how he was doing it. They had just become engaged and he had bought her a really nice ring and I told her to immediately bin it. I didn’t tell her to dump his stalking spying ass; I told her to TP over to the store he bought the ring and buy a new one. The new one wouldn’t have the spy device he had cunningly placed in it and her problems would be over. The lesson in this story is if you think a lover has bugged you, the most obvious thing to do would be to get rid of them, but I suggest you just don’t mention it, replace the ring and drive them insane. I mean, it’s not as if they are going to mention it! I would like to add before I move on to the next topic that using spy equipment is against the Linden Lab Terms of Service.

My next topic would be the copy and pasting of conversations. EVERYBODY does it at some point in their SL day, whether it be because someone has said something hysterically funny and you want to show others, or because someone was being a complete wanker and you want to show others how hysterically funny it is. The copy and pasting of convos, WITHIN the second life game, WITHOUT the consent of another is a big no no. I have noticed some people write a kind of warning on their profiles saying they will be doing it should it be needed to be used against me. This type of warning is ok if you have a business in SL and you might need to file an AR or a DMCA on someone, but random avatars listen up. You aren’t allowed to do it, so you can’t show your friends, no matter what type of disclaimer you have added to your crappy self characterization. Should you still feel the need to have to do it, here is my expert advice. NEWSFLASH! Take a screenshot of the convo, copy and paste is soooo 2007.

Meeting new people and having fun is what SL is all about. It is not about forgetting about real life and coming on here and annoying the hell out of the normal funny people because you are sad that you haven’t achieved anything in the real word. Some of us really don’t give a damn, so don’t try to impress our pixels unless whatever it is you do you can insert a ‘LOL’ at the end of your sentences or you don’t mind us putting one at the end of ours when we talk about you being famous in this site. Men must always keep in mind that most of the women in SL are actually men and use voice changing software as well.

It would help immensely if LL would issue at statement at Help Island for new avatars not to accept the offer of free clothing or skins especially those made at Damiani. My friend Pompeja who owns Damiani, is having a hard time filing AR’S every time she sees someone wearing one. Skins aren’t free and they are usually NO TRANSFER. The same goes for hair and shoes. What many people fail to realise is that someone spent a lot of time making the FREE stuff you will be offered. SURPRISE! Some of it isn't FREE, it’s STOLEN, so help us all out on our war against content theft and copybotting and decline the stolen freebies. For experts like us, it’s easy to spot someone dripping in stolen stuff. Anti inspect  make me want to inspect you and shields don’t work with us, sorry. Rawly, I know can crack an anti inspect sheild in 3 seconds.

Gesture playing within SL is always fun for new people and I am brill friends with Blazin Aubret who is the purveyor of most of the funny Gestures you hear but don’t know where to get them. Follow this SLurl below to get all your Gestures and then you can annoy people in the clubs of SL. Even if you an old sl person TP over and to say Hi to Blazin, she’s very funny and is older than any sl person I know. She rezzed in 2005!!!!!
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Muism/139/70/26

Before I go I’d like to offer a bit of extra special advice. It’s especially for people who are easily drove insane and perhaps have been savvy enough to learn that you can have your offline messages sent to an email address, so you can read them on a phone. DON’T CLICK ANYTHING THAT SAYS SUB-SCRIBO-MATIC or HIPPO THINGY. If you are like me you will be driven insane with the messages and if you’re blonde you will forget where you joined and won’t have a LM to get back to click the board to get out of this contract you didn’t realise you signed up to. OOOP's Blazin has one, but its ok to join hers cause she gives ya free funny stuff.

Ok I’m off now, but stay posted because I have had a few hundred requests in the last week from people asking where we get all our fun huds and tricks, so I’ll be posting a report on the best of the best very soon.

Lots of Love



Natalie xx

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Wednesday, 3 February 2010
Playing Pixel Barbies Hot New Trend For Thugs




Perhaps I'm the only one who sees the humor in this pic, but I thought it would be a good reminder to keep your pics updated, especially if you edit your appearance regularly.

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Saturday, 30 January 2010
Crook Assists In Own Exposure



At the Ahern Welcome Center on Friday, January 29, JStevenson Oppenbaum was seen wearing a copybotted knit cap, stolen from Air Winx, who sells his creations under his "Argrace" label.

It was reported that two avatars were standing in close proximity to each other, and were giving obeservers the impression that they were both being controlled by the same person. The avatars had similarities that raised suspicions, and the female avatar was wearing an Argrace beanie.

Because the JStevenson Oppenbaum account was only two days old, and wearing a hat that a more experienced player would have, an observer inspected the hat.

The hat was discovered to be made by JStevenson Oppenbaum, a 2 day old account. The hat also still had the "Argrace" label on the side. An Abuse Report was filed against JStevenson Oppenbaum, for intellectual copywrite infringement/copybotting.

As of this writing, JStevenson Oppenbaum no longer comes up in search under the "People" tab, an indication that an account has been suspended or terminated by LL.

Copybotting has become so commonplace in SL that writing about it no longer seems to surprise or shock anybody. The real world is flooded with counterfeit merchandise. While there may never be an end to flea market designer goods, the fake products also serve to grow the brand and fuel the desire for the genuine articles. I wrote this article thinking, "What a tired subject. Why bother?" I bothered because people need to know that filing the Abuse Reports do result in action. The copybotters probably have more than one account, so it is probably futile to report them, but why not give them back a little of their own grief?
For anyone who loves hunting, and could use a break once in a while to go and do something that is both devious and productive, finding and reporting copybotters at mainland welcome centers can be a fun game, especially when the crook leaves the designer labels on the merchandise.


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Sunday, 24 January 2010
Two Decades And Ain't Banned Yet.




Here we are, welcome to the new decade. Now that we've all spanned two decades of virtual SLives, what kinds of things do we have to look forward to in the future? Next month will be the SL Pro conference, where they will be having conferences on all sorts of things that would be interesting to anyone who is serious about their businesses in SL. Recent financial reports also indicate that the SL economy continues to grow despite RL economic conditions, giving people hope that the virtual world will continue to be a viable source of alternative income for many.

If you believe in evolution, then you are probably expecting more of the same, with improvements here and there, and hopefully some things will finally die off. I think we are all ready for bling to die off, but what I accidentally found recently might be a cool replacement for bling. Below are the "Glam Headphones" from Cutemurder.

You know how textures flash when you have overlapping prims? In this case, I think it's a case of overlapping prims, with slightly offset textures, that create a dazzling, sparkling effect like diamonds under light. Despite the fact that Cutemurder officially makes women's stuff, I think the sparkly glam headphones look great for either sex, and are a must see for anyone who loves creating sparkly things.




This year, I'm doing my part to be reduce my carbon footprint and do more recycling. This includes wearing older, more classic clothes, such as this "Hick Ringer" from Renegade, and Muism's "Vintage Cuffed" jeans, but maybe updating them with some cool new accessories. My current favorite watch is from Chronokit. It looks amazing, has all kinds of dials and stuft that move, has a cool hud, and even includes "checking my watch" poses and clock gongs on the hours. Chronokit has other stuff like chairs, tables, and clocks, so go take a look if you need some cool looking odds and ends.

Finally, no man or woman should ever let their shoe collection lag, recession or not. Fortunately, Hoorenbeek makes it easy to stay stylish without feeling guilty about being indulgent. They have all kinds of new stuff, from clothes to shoes to other accessories. It's all top quality, and they are offering at least one color of most of their shoes for sale at L$200 a pair. That's right, L$200 for the latest shoes from Hoorenbeek.

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Thursday, 21 January 2010
WHAT NATALIE DID NEXT..............



A CURE FOR A SLINWORLDTODAY ADDICTION


We have decided that due to demand from our readers and friends that we would have to come back and stir things up a bit. Before I start I’d like to wish you all a happy new year and a belated happy Halloween cause I never did finish that, did I?



It has amazed us and made us laugh, the amount of people who claim to hate us with a passion, that have logged into to read this site every single day since we went on our break. They did this even though there wasn’t anything new here to read. We have decided to call it the SLIWT addiction. It’s not an addiction to everyone though, only to those who hate us and deny coming to it.

I’d like to clarify something that might be blowing a few peoples minds. If you have a friend who claims they can’t seem to read this web page and find they are being redirected to another destination on the internet, chances are I am responsible for it. I know all the cry-babies who read this site and I know all those who have addictions to it, so I decided to help a few of you out and just ban you from looking at it because you were getting on my nerves with your shit. They are the people who claim never to read what we write and yet can’t help logging in at least 3 times a day to see if we have wrote anything new. Some addicts have even done this during their sl nuptials!!! Imagine that, you would think they would have better things to be doing. Anyway, If you know of anyone who has been locked out and who doesn’t know why, there is a good chance it may be a mistake, because even someone perfect like me makes mistakes, although not often. It’s very simple, all they have to do is contact either Rawly or myself and we will unban you.



There are a few addicts I have allowed to continue reading this page, but not because I like the people but because I am just downright evil. If you happen to be one of those people who perhaps have an addiction to SLIWT or just enjoy hanging on our every word that’s brill, but don’t ever deny that you read this page in public, especially if you have recently done something to make me hate your guts.




Recently it has been brought to my attention that a certain someone, who to my knowledge is very, very addicted to reading SLIWT, has begun to strenuously deny reading. The person in question has always had trouble telling the truth and remembering stuff, so with hindsight of this, I took a screenshot in my stat counter of every single hit they ever made to this site. There is a folder on my desktop full of little pictures with dates, times and the length of your visit. There is quite a collection of them now and they will come in handy for Rawlys “Where are they now?” column he’s thinking of doing. There is nothing like a screenshot of the Stat counter to jog a memory of even the most forgetful avatar.
Ok, let me fill you all in on what it was like leading a quiet and calm Second Life. I went out and met lots of new friends, learned a few lessons taught by a very good teacher (you know who you are) learned a lot about who I was (again you know who you are). I went to lots of clubs( /me yawns), played loads of tricks on people who were using the stupid Emerald Hud thing that tells you people are looking at your profile (yeah that was me making up stuff for your screen) and so on and so forth. I spent time with my older close friends who seemed to be very worried about my quietness and now normal behaviour. One even cared about me so much and because he didn’t get my full attention he removed me from his friends list. He done a lot more than that, but it isn’t for the pages of this site and it was unforgivable.



I soon realised that I was living my second life the way people live in real life and I am not here to fill a gap or make up for anything I can’t be in my rl. Normality in pixels was boring and wasn’t for me, but at least I gave it a shot for a few months.
 I did meet a lot of fun people along my quiet normal adventure during these last few months. Most were new people on the first rush of SL addiction and to be around people experiencing that initial buzz we all remember so well was refreshing for one who’s second life has been anything but normal. I loved sitting listening to their stories of heartbreak, meeting their first sl love and of course to all the drama that seemed to hit everyone at some point. I gave advice to lots of them and showed them how to do new things. One thing I didn’t do was tell them that for the last 3 years of my sl I had put my second life into words for the amusement of others. I didn’t mention this site to them, but it wasn’t long until they mentioned it to me.



It’s hard to hide who you are when you have spent all your time being an open book. That is another thing I have saw happening and it bothered me. I have saw people give up things they really want and know they are destined to have because they can’t be honest with themselves. I have sat and watched people living sl like it was some kind of Life skill. I realised I am who I am, this is what I do here. Looking at my stat counter its obvious  that love me or hate me some of you can’t stay away from reading me. Oh and you, yes you, I probably have already got the screenshot of this hit aswell.



 I’ll be back real soon with a new column and I’ll get Rawly to get writing as well.



Lots of Love

Natalie xx



P.S Its nice to be back .........................



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Saturday, 24 October 2009
EXCLUSIVE EVENTS




The Kmadd boys will be showcasing the designs of Shinichi Mathy during two shows that will take place today on the Kmadd event sim. If you have never been to one of these shows, you should, the Kmadd Boys make sure everyone is made to feel welcome. Not only will you get the chance to see the fabulous creations in the show but it is a great place to be a bit nosey, profile surf and you could also perv the hawt Kmadd models.




Tomorrow is just as exciting, only this one has a twist of Halloween thrown in. Damiani are having a Halloween Party to launch their new sim. I am a good friend of Pompeja, owner of Damiani so I can assure you that you will get a good laugh at this party. The party has been organised by the Studio Red Team who are Second Life’s Event experts, so you won’t want to miss this.



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